Saturday Fun

When I look out of the window, I see an overcast sky. Looks pretty depressing. But there's a bright spot somewhere up there. It says, "weekend!". Time for some fun. So here's a short bar joke to liven up your day.

A rather confident man walks into a bar. He takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?" she asks.

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he says.

The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken. I am wearing panties!"

The man explains, "Ah well, the damn thing must be an hour fast."

Have a nice weekend! I hope your watch runs on time, alpha wave or no alpha wave!