Reading a fellow blogger's blog reminds me that it's time already for some weekend fun. As I have been busy the whole day, I only got time for a really short one. Partly to make up for its brevity, and partly as an expression of my gratitude to my fellow blogger Peter for the timely reminder, I shall use the largest permissible font so as to make life a lot easier for his poor suffering eyes. So without further ado, here it is.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied: "Hunting Flies."
"Oh... Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females already," he said with visible pride.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He replied," Oh, that's a piece of cake. 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Have a nice weekend!
Thank you for the joke!
回覆刪除He may have a wrong guess since I would be on a beer can if I were a fly
[版主回覆07/09/2011 18:34:00]There are always an exception to every rule owing to the vagaries of Nature. But if so, it's more likely than not that one would then find you amongst stamens, petals and leaves!
Short and sweet! Like your joke and have a good weekend to recover from your holiday blue, if any!
回覆刪除[版主回覆07/09/2011 18:38:00]Thank you. Not only do I have a holidays blue but a pre-holiday blue too. But blues may be enjoyable, especially if they were sung by the likes of Nat King Cole or Louis Armstrong.
There you go ...
回覆刪除[版主回覆07/09/2011 20:15:00]Nat King Cole is great. Thanks for sharing
(Quote: ... 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."...) Good morning, my dear old friend! ...Some more beer, my friend! ...More i-phones to go... Of course, woman love i-phones... ... " Beers and i-phones to go... And I love her so, but does she love me? i love her i-phone, phone, sophisticated and e-romantic, To e-mail through i-phone, Go to hell with love on the e-bay..."
回覆刪除I killed 5 flies too today, not a single male but all females lounging in a big sofa. All the husbands were out binge drinking in a bar and all the wives took no time to get together for a great gossipy session.
回覆刪除[版主回覆07/13/2011 13:34:00]Are you not afraid they'd all turn into what the Greeks called the "Furies" and their almost certain return to pester you for putting a premature ending of their favorite sport in such an abrupt manner? Yakety yak, yakety, yak, yakety yat ....for all eternity!
It's good to read such a "weekend fun", thank you.
回覆刪除btw, thank you so much for your visiting and bringing me the thoughtful words.
[版主回覆07/13/2011 13:36:00]Thank you for visiting. How could one not say something, for whatever it is worth, during such a difficult time for you.
Thanks for sharing. Hunting with rubber bands is even more exciting.
回覆刪除[pinkpanther501101回覆03/28/2012 22:23:09]I remember I answered. I might forgot to press the "reply" button. I am absolutely right. They absolutely have no chance. I couldn't remember I killed how many. It's the perfect weapon to deal with whatever disgusting bugs sneaked into your house buzzing around. You stretch the rubber band with the tip of your left thumb, using it to focus. Use the index finger and the thumb of the right hand on the other side as the trigger like a revolver. The index finger is held horizontally while the thumb pressed through the loop of the band behind the index finger. This way, you can focus your "gun" at your target and Bang!
[版主回覆03/22/2012 04:03:44]You may well be right. How many have you got so far on your casualty list?