Every where I went in the past week, I found Christmas trees. What would a Christmas be without Christmas trees? So it's hardly surprising that jokes about this festival fixture abound. Here's one that I just got from a friend all the way from the land of Eucalyptus and Kangaroo.
A family was at the dinner table. What was on offer was not particularly interesting. Out of boredom, the young boy's eyes at table level wandered to the pairs of boobs across the table, first those of his mom and then those his elder sister.
Noting the difference in size, he asked his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? "
A bit surprised at first, the father quickly recovered and answered, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
Piqued, the daughter asked her mom, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother smiled and answered, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree. "
''A Christmas tree?''
"Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just there for decoration.'
Have a fun weekend!
Haha, the pot calling the kettle black. Old couples should decorate their Christmas trees with onions so as to get even.
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/17/2011 10:07:11]What could older people do but joke about it!
Good idea. But you know what happens to good ideas whenever there are merchants around!
o∀*∀o(^^*)♪ ु꒱<(ஐ╠╣ a Ρｐy*ஐ) 好靚 呀 .. 聖誕快樂 elzorro
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/17/2011 10:07:51]Yes, a nice X''mas tree,
Haha.....wonderful 比喻！merry christmas^_^^_^
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/17/2011 11:57:15]Same to you.
死囉！今後看聖誕樹就想起這笑話．＾一＾
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/18/2011 00:15:54]I thought that's your wife's worries!
Come to think about it - a Christmas tree is better than a woman because a Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees. Great joke although it's a bit sad! Have a good weekend!
回覆刪除[版主回覆12/18/2011 00:18:56]Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
But a Christmas tree is better than a man for lots more reasons:
it has cute balls, it doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls, you don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long....
這對夫婦相當幽默，相處該很愉快。^_^
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[版主回覆12/18/2011 00:20:07]The secret of a good marriage is the ability of the couple to make and tolerate jokes, even if they be upon oneself!