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2012年2月18日 星期六

Weekend Fun

The weather is funny. One day it's warm. Another day it's cold. When it's warm in the morning, it's chilly at night. No wonder there are outbreaks of flu everywhere. If that's not the kind of fun you want, I hope the following kind may be.

  
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 There was a boy who wasn't developing very well in the "downstairs department".

  His blonde mum took him to the doctor to get him examined to see if there was anything he could do.

  "Well, there isn't much wrong, " said the doctor, "But if you feed him lots of toast, it should soon rectify itself."

 The next day, the boy comes home from school and finds a massive pile of toast on the table, some 30 pieces high!

  "Aw, mum, is that all for me?" said the boy.

  "No, son, the top two slices are for you--the rest is for your dad."


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  A couple was driving home after a party.

 The woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?"

 The flattered husband said, "No, dear, they haven't."

 The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you that idea!"


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A couple whose passion had waned saw a marriage counselor and went through a number of appointments with little success.

Suddenly, at one session, the counselor leaned over, grabbed the pretty wife and kissed her passionately.

"There, " he said to the husband, "That's what she needs every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday."

"Well," replied the husband, "I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Saturdays and Sundays are my fishing days."


Have a relaxing and enjoyable weekend, flu or no flu!

5 則留言:

  1. Toast or no toast, never mind, the husband begot a son anyway. Thanks for bringing some warmer on such a cold morning. Have a nice weekend.
    [版主回覆02/18/2012 12:07:18]Have a fun weekend too!

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  2. 早晨. .Elzorro ! 邊敬酒 邊食多士 都得0者 . .哈哈 ∪△∪
    [版主回覆02/18/2012 12:10:00]Ah, dreaming of what toast can do for your "you know who" already? LOL.

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  3. Thanks for the weekend fun!
    [版主回覆02/19/2012 09:39:49]Weekend is for fun. We've worked enough for 5 days! As the French would say, "Ca suffit" !

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  4. Thank you El Zorro.
    Like the 3rd one. ^O^
    [版主回覆02/19/2012 22:46:49]You're most welcome. Have a nice weekend.

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  5. It shows that monogamy is bound to fail
    [版主回覆03/23/2012 07:12:49]Monogamy may not be that good, but the alternative may be worse!

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