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2012年6月30日 星期六

Chocolates for the Weekend

There are all kinds of snacks. The workaholic takes it rarely. Those who pretend to be workaholic take them whenever their boss is not around. But whether you are a workaholic or suffer from  a bad case of work phobia, there's a snack which I'm sure you hanker. Some people need to convince themselves that they are "rational" whenever they do anything. Some don't. If you fancy being in the former category and want to have some rational "excuses" to take that sweet brownish heavenly delight called "chocolates", here're 20 of them for you: 


1) You can GET chocolate.

2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.


Have a fun typhoon weekend!

6 則留言:

  1. Yes, something that we relish with indefatigable zest!
    [版主回覆06/30/2012 21:04:58]I'm sure.

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  2. 果然風雨不改的週末甜品! ~~~~~~~~ 愛吃果仁朱古力!~~~~~~~ 週末愉快!
    [版主回覆06/30/2012 21:05:20]Me too, especially those with almonds. Have a happy weekend.

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  3. I don't like chocolates. Perhaps I am an exception.
    [版主回覆07/03/2012 11:50:00]Fruit gum is good: quite chewy.
    [peace回覆07/03/2012 08:51:35]I seldom eat candy. If I eat, I prefer fuilt gum
    [版主回覆06/30/2012 22:11:58]What do you like then?

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  4. I like white chocolates, particularly those home made ones!
    [版主回覆07/01/2012 19:06:51]Do you know that white chocolates is in fact not chocolates? But whether they are or not, they're yummy !

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  5. i love dark chocolate! and i always have chocolate at work workdesk too!!
    we are having a fun typhoon weekend in US too....coz lotz power outage here....
    [版主回覆07/03/2012 11:20:42]You have my sympathy.
    [雪回覆07/02/2012 22:00:56]I live in MD area, and yes, the temperature is up to 100+ degrees, and still no power under the heat wave
    [版主回覆07/02/2012 11:18:55]Wculd you by any chance be living in the Northern Virginia area? I heard that the temperature soared to nearly 100.

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  6. My health condition does not allow me to eat too sweet, what a pity!
    [版主回覆07/18/2012 14:02:34]Not to worry, there're lots of good stuffs apart from chocolates !

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