A fast blow (易燃版)

The past week has been quite hectic. Though all the tight schedule and rushing about are self-infliected, it's still is "hectic"! So if there are less jokes than normal this weekend, I hope I'll be excused. Without further ado, here're two, instead of the usual three and five. The first one is short and the second one "long" , well...you'll see. But both are fun. What's more, there's even a photo on the second one.

1.

“The doctor draws two circles and says ‘What do you see?’ the guy says ‘Sex.’”

So the doctor draws trees, ‘What do you see?’ The guy says ‘sex.’ The doctor draws a car, owl, ‘Sex, sex, sex.’

The doctor says to him. ‘You are obsessed with sex!’ He replies, ‘Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!’”

2.

Hello, my name is Lilah Krytsick, and on our wedding night, my husband gave me something very long and hard... a new and unpronounceable  name.


Have a nice weekend. Sorry, got to go....for another show! What else?