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2013年10月5日 星期六

Saturday Fun (開心週末)

Autumn is a great time. No more sweaty shirt sticking to your back. You won't be caught  by an unexpected shower with neither raincoat nor umbrella just when you need most to cross a street for a meeting you can't afford to miss. You don't have to emerge from the cool interior of an air-conditioned building into another big "sauna" room without walls outside....It's also time for some reflection upon the season of pumpkins and pears. Here are some.

1.

Autumn -- time to drag out your winter clothes and see what kind of summer fun the moths had.

2. 

The autumn leaves are a lot like raising kids. First they turn on you, and then they fly away. And next thing you know, you look out the window and they're back!

3. 

I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my yard, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains.

4. 

I can hardly wait until all the leaves turn brown to match the grass.

5. 

Autumn is a great time for decision, like whether or not it's too late to start your spring cleaning.

6. 

It's fall, that time when the colors change form green to red to gold -- and that's just the gunk in your swimming pool.

7. 

A couple goes to an art gallery. 
They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?" 
The husband replies: "Autumn."

It's sunny and cool out there, go out and have some fun.


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