Saturday Fun (星期六趣味)

Mexican maids, often working as illegal immigrants, are often much sought after. They are usually young, spontaneous, easy to get along with and often quite obliging and would agree to take on work above and beyond the call of duty, whether or not they are hardworking or always efficient sometimes may not really be that important to their employers. Why. Don't ask me. Find out.

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase from her boss.

The boss's wife was none too happy about this and decided to talk to her to find out why.  She asked: "Now Maria, what's all this fuss about a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

Have a nice weekend.